Posted Friday July 13, 2012, About: Why Griffin's injury has Team USA sweating

It also has ESPN sweating, it won't be able to fulfill the Dunk Highlight Quota.

Posted Friday July 13, 2012, About: Packers WR questions Detroit's composure

Jennings has earned enough respect of his peers to smack Detroit around with words. Not to mention with Jim Schwartz running the show, I would fully expect Detroit to be getting a ton of Personal Foul. The guy is a ticking time bomb of anger.

Posted Sunday April 03, 2011, About: Madden NFL 12 to include concussions

Until the Madden Ambulance makes its way back into the game, its not a football game. It was the mythical god that claimed so many lives like GB QB #4, and DET RB #20.

Posted Saturday August 28, 2010, About: Leinart 'frustrated and disappointed' with Cards

Picture Perfect. Leinart is reading the article at the same time we are. The face is priceless. Its like he is saying, "You totally did not just say that". Yep, the article does say that, and your not at U$C anymore.

Posted Friday August 13, 2010, About: One man Bettman should avoid upsetting

Groundhog Gary Bettman is coming out of his hole, to predict if a Canadian team wins the cup this year.

Posted Friday July 30, 2010, About: Former teammate finds Favre's quest sad

Favre 4 Rules Of Favrevitude:

Thou shall relax until Preseason Week 4, Thou shall impress the teammates with Cannon throws, Thou shall get a winning record during the regular season, and finally Thou shall throw a game changing interception in the postseason.

Posted Friday July 30, 2010, About: Merriman holdout about 'comfortability' factor

"I will show what I deserve. I don't have to ask for it. I feel like I've proved what I'm worth, and I will still prove it. To me, it really comes down to, 'Am I on the trading block this week? The third week of the season, am I on the block?' Where is that comfortability for me?"

Codeword for "Please dear god, dont send me to Oakland, or St. Louis."

Posted Thursday July 29, 2010, About: OU's Murray an A.P. in the making?

"Adrian is a good friend of mine and I've talked to him about how do you do this and how do you do that. I do feel if I am healthy, I could have a better year than him."

Ball security was not one of the questions answered by AP.

Posted Thursday July 29, 2010, About: Bryant to return kicks?

Miles Austin and Dez Bryant are new hotness.

Roy Williams is Roy Williams Lite. Dallas had a previous Roy Williams. That Roy Williams went to Cincinatti. However to make Roy Williams, more Williamsish. Cincinatti could trade Roy Williams for Roy Williams. The other Williams would have horse collared Dez by now for not picking up the pads of Roy Williams.

Roy Williams