As I said, I don't want to have to explain it to you over and over again. I've read enough of your posts around here to realize that you're a half-wit.
Of course, not as hard as you have to laugh at Clevelanders who think there's as much to do in Cleveland as there is in New York City, but laugh nonetheless.
Unless you're talking about last year's injury-plagued season for Choo, I don't see how it's even arguable. Last year notwithstanding, Choo's been a much better player than Swisher.
Funny you should mention the Indians. I was just saw a commercial about how they're building some kind of fakakta winter wonderland at Jacob's Field to raise a little scratch so they can pay the next Andy LaRoche. I got a little depressed about the Tribe's sad state of affairs.
Then I saw you and was reminded of the Mets' existence and I feel a lot better about the Indians.
By the way, that "stinky" bit is hysterical.
Funny you should mention the Indians. I was just saw a commercial about how they're building some kind of fakakta winter wonderland at Jacob's Field to raise a little scratch so they can pay the next Andy LaRoche. I got a little depressed about the Tribe's sad state of affairs.
Then I saw you and was reminded of the Mets' existence and I feel a lot better about the Indians.
Where the hell have you been.
Andy LaRoche. Boom. World Series, beatches!