They had to shoot the Zainesville bengals because they were a threat to the community!!! They will leave the Cinncinnati Bengals alone because they're not a threat to anyone!!!

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

Correction, A new era!

A football icon is gone, R.I.P. Al!!! Now maybe a era will dawn in Oakland.

Don't do it Bull!! NEVER debate an moron, he just drags you down to his level and beats you with experience!!!

I had the day off and was working on my car. I went to the auto parts store and they were watching a small tv on the counter. They told me a plane had just crashed into the first tower and I thought it was a small plane until they said it was an airline jet. As we stood there watching the second plane flew into tower two. I drove straight out to work (McGuire AFB, NJ) and they didn't even have a clue anything was happening until I told them to turn on the TV. Needless to say the Military mobility machine kicked in and I didn't get home until 36 hours later.

Yea, your man is a genius and so original!!!! Did he come up with that quote on his own? He better get it copywrited before somebody else starts using it!!! yawn!!!

I just hope today was an eye opener for Tomlin. The Steelers looked like a high school team playing in slow motion. I'm a die hard Steeler fan and won't make excuses for the team I.E. (the refs, superbowl hangover or injuries) They looked bad today!! I know it's only the first game and all is not lost but there are some improvements that need to take place and it needs to get done soon.

I was refering to the comments he made this past week saying the Steelers only beat them these past years because they got lucky!!

That's like saying your happy for having a herpies outbreak!

Steelers vs Ravens!! A good fight usually interupted by someone trying to play football on the same field!!!

Yes, but not as silly as the person who starts a thread titled "Hey" should feel!!

Outsiders are easy to spot so Atlanta cops keep an eye out for them! If you aren't driving a pick-up with a gun rack in the back window you stick out like a prostitute in church!!

Every game in Alaska would be an Icebowl. Plus they wouldn't be able to fill a stadium unless they filled the seats with sleddogs!

The movie is being filmed in Pittsburgh.

That way the girls can be disappointed twice!!! Go away troll!!

Isn't the Lions winning the Superbowl one of the signs of the Apocolypse?

Bengals will come in first in the AFC North this year at 9 and 7!! Nine arrest and seven convictions!! Really though I wish Cincy and Cleveland were a little more competitive, It's usually a 2 way fight in the AFC North.

Even when I break down the schedule I only see a few games that are gonna be threats for Pittsburgh and that's four away games against the Colts, 49ers, Texans and Chiefs. Then the one home game against New England. Even if they lose all of those games they'll be 11-5.


Yea!!! Just like the Browns weren't a threat 2 years ago!!!

It's all up to the players now. Whats the difference between a dead lawyer in the street and a dead deer?

There are skid marks by the deer where the driver tried to stop!!

Like any top ten list, this is based on opinion unless you are going to stat's. If that is the case then you need to break down the list by position played and how many season's he played.