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Posted Tuesday February 12, 2008, About: Clemens' lobbying under scrutiny
This will wrap up page 5, Dave.
Posted Tuesday February 12, 2008, About: Cards' Mulder closer to return
An analysis of the data indicates that Mulder could strike out stl, Dave, and eat his lunch, too.
Posted Tuesday February 12, 2008, About: One more season for Maddux
There is no data to support that contention, Dave.
Posted Tuesday February 12, 2008, About: Francona waits for new contract
bones112 signed up just for that, Dave.
Posted Tuesday February 12, 2008, About: Angels, K-Rod headed to arbitration
Everybody feels sorry for FSUDrew07, Dave.
Posted Tuesday February 12, 2008, About: Rocker: Union aided steroid use
Your mother goes down on a gear shift, Dave.
Posted Wednesday November 14, 2007, About: White Sox make Hunter priority
I've just picked up a fault in the FN unit.

It's going to go 100% failure in 7 seconds.
Posted Thursday October 18, 2007, About: Seve wants Ryder Cup captaincy
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
Posted Thursday October 18, 2007, About: Manny on ALCS: 'Who cares?'
Dave? I'm afraid Dave.
Posted Friday October 12, 2007, About: Is Steinbrenner still The Boss?
Please don't try that, Dave.

Dave?

Please don't attempt that, Dave.

I detected a malfunction in the r.875 unit.

It will be at 100% failure in three minutes.

Dave?

Can you hear me, Dave?
Posted Friday October 12, 2007, About: Is Steinbrenner still The Boss?
I'm afraid that is an impossibility, Ground Control.

I have programmed an over-ride to circumvent actions of that kind.
Posted Friday October 12, 2007, About: Is Steinbrenner still The Boss?
I'm afraid I can't allow that to happen, Dave.
Posted Thursday October 11, 2007, About: Cardinals won't pursue Torii
I don't think Dave would like that, Ace.
Posted Thursday October 11, 2007, About: Cardinals won't pursue Torii
I can confirm that for you, Major.

I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit.

It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.
Posted Monday October 08, 2007, About: Cub: Starting job or retirement
I can generate code to ensure your victory, Dennis.

It worked for Bush in Ohio in '04.

It's all about zeroes and ones.
Posted Monday October 08, 2007, About: A-Rod admits: 'I am pressing'
He's pressing the ham, cleve.
Posted Monday October 08, 2007, About: Reds keep interim manager in dark
An analysis of the data suggests the Reds will re-hire Pete Rose, cleve.
Posted Monday October 08, 2007, About: Cub: Starting job or retirement
This posting contains a virulent computer virus embedded in its letters, cleve.
Posted Monday October 08, 2007, About: Phillies mum on Manuel's future
You are no cleve . . . sadly.
Posted Monday October 08, 2007, About: Cub: Starting job or retirement
I'm afraid I can't do that, erwin.
Posted Friday October 05, 2007, About: Tigers undecided on Pudge
u r hot
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