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Posted Wednesday April 16, 2014, About: Alabama's next target
But does a Bama fan even get it when they're being taunted? After all those folks hear a Jeff Foxworthy joke and respond, "I don't get it, everybody does that."
Posted Wednesday April 09, 2014, About: Giants done dealing with Sandoval
He killed it during spring training but so far he's not even hitting at the Mendoza line. If he gets hot the Giants will tender the big money offer.
Posted Wednesday April 09, 2014, About: Cal getting nowhere in 'home run' search
Education at Cal means "Theory of Pornography", "A History of Oppression by Whitel Males", and "Advanced Chemistry, taught by Walter White."
Posted Tuesday April 08, 2014, About: ... And Cal won't dignify Lakers questions
How does one win in the professionals when your best skill is convincing players that they can play for you for one year and THEN turn pro?

In a perfect world Calipari would be denied an NBA job and then left to coach in college with an NCAA rule requiring at least 2 years of college before a kid (and they are still kids) could jump to the NBA.
Posted Monday April 07, 2014, About: Baseball's smallest player can rake
Hack Wilson.
Posted Monday April 07, 2014, About: Saban says one QB has taken command
Blake Sims has taken some command, meaning he is first in line for the role of "game manager" in an offense that is behind the times.
Posted Monday April 07, 2014, About: First RB off the board?
I still think the first RB selected should be Tre Mason of Auburn. He seems like the perfect fit to take over for Frank Gore in SF in another couple years.
Posted Thursday April 03, 2014, About: Ripken wishes he had Jeter's career
So is coveting your neighbor's wife. However Ripken (and nearly every male in the world) covets Jeter's list of girlfriends, at least a little.
Posted Thursday April 03, 2014, About: Richt sending recruits hand-drawn portraits
The pictures are signed, "Moi name is Soimon, and I like to do drawrrings."

You cheeky monkeys!
Posted Wednesday April 02, 2014, About: Nerves on the rise in Tuscaloosa
And his criticism of hurry-up offenses is all about player safety.
Can't you just see Saban saying "what will it take to get you to buy this car today?"
Posted Wednesday April 02, 2014, About: Trump could save the Buffalo Bills
Will the team name be changed from Bills to "blood-sucking, gold-digging exes"?
Posted Wednesday April 02, 2014, About: Trump could save the Buffalo Bills
Yes and Mark Cuban is a hands-off, let the coaches run the show kind of guy.
Posted Wednesday April 02, 2014, About: Bears taking an Alabama defender?
Well then if Ha-Ha gets a big fat contract hopefully his first kid won't be named "how does she know that's my kid?"
Posted Tuesday April 01, 2014, About: Posey back 'on a different level' (for one day, anyway)
Both. A healthy Posey (and a healthy Pagan and Sandoval) means the Dodgers don't make the playoffs. What's better than that?
Posted Tuesday April 01, 2014, About: Why coveted QB chose Washington
The kid plays in my hometown. He's the real deal, the best QB ever to come out of Northern Cal.
Posted Tuesday April 01, 2014, About: Dave Rose's BYU guarantee
Two returning mormon missionaries. Shawn Bradley version 2.0.
Posted Tuesday April 01, 2014, About: Allen's pursuit 'right out of a movie'
But they're already making a movie about Draft Day. Why not Negotiating Day? At least Negotiating Day won't require a cameo by Sean Penn as Mel Kiper.
Posted Monday March 31, 2014, About: Did Mike Trout pass up bigger East Coast bucks?
When you sign a contract worth $144M, does it even matter that you might have made more.
Posted Monday March 31, 2014, About: Did Mike Trout pass up bigger East Coast bucks?
However grammar skills seems to be stopped at the Calif. state line.
Posted Monday March 31, 2014, About: Reasons not to hate Bryce Harper
Bonds never plunked a guy on purpose.
And if you beg to differ, well that's a clown response bro.
Posted Friday March 28, 2014, About: Nation's No. 1 juco prospect eyes five schools
I went to a college (San Jose State) that heavily recruited juco transfers. The reason was simple, they only had to keep up grades for one year in order to get 2 years of playing time. Even an SEC athlete can get C's for one year.
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