Posted Tuesday June 18, 2013, About: Allen Iverson never kidnapped his kids

For NBA players parenting elicits this response: "My accountant takes care of that."

Posted Tuesday June 18, 2013, About: Is Johnny Manziel an elite NFL prospect?

Note to writer: And that is why he's still in college.
In other news water is wet.

Posted Friday June 14, 2013, About: Much-needed rest coming for Posey

True, with Miguel Cabrera in the mix, but Posey is definately near the top.

Posted Wednesday June 12, 2013, About: Is Webb Simpson ready to defend?

This Open looks like it's set up for Jim Furyk.

Posted Wednesday June 12, 2013, About: Can Phil Mickelson compete at U.S. Open?

Mickelson had chances at the US Open in the past but those failures ("I am such an idiot" sound familiar?) have him too psyched out. He still has the game to win non-major tournaments (and maybe even another Masters) but he'll never win a US or a British Open.

Posted Tuesday June 11, 2013, About: Ex-teammate says Patriots are Tebow's "last chance"

If there is any poetic justice, he'll replace Brady during the season and lead the team to the super bowl (where I hope the 49ers crush the Pats, but Tebow still plays well). If that happens you can bet there won't be a girlfriend or wife of Tebow, blaming his teammates for the loss.

Posted Saturday June 08, 2013, About: USC freshman WR to miss 2013

Meanwhile Marquise Lee prepares to win the Heisman he deserved last year.

Posted Tuesday June 04, 2013, About: Kings speak with Bird, Mullin, Dunleavy

Sacramento looks very much like Indianapolis, both mid-level cities that are flat.
Bird or Mullin would both be excellent choices for the Kings, as I see those guys immediately getting rid of Tyreke Evans and DeMarcus Cousins.

Posted Sunday June 02, 2013, About: Sammy Sosa home run record that should stay safe

That goes against the old "two wrongs don't make a right" adage. MLB may be at fault but so is Sosa, he should've chosen not to use steroids even if MLB was looking the other way.

Posted Thursday May 30, 2013, About: One position Saban can't keep around

How dare the writer question the wisdom of Nick Saban. He is not to be questioned or critiqued, he is to be followed. Saban is the greatest man since Jesus. Any quarterback that quits on Saban is destined to be a failure for some second rate school. He isn't qualifed to carry A.J. McCarron's jockstrap. The Tide is everything and all else must come second, even our families.

Signed,
The State of Alabama

Posted Wednesday May 29, 2013, About: Rookie's messy debut will disrupt Giants

Go to a 4 man rotation. That was the norm for over 100 years in MLB. And pitch counts are for girlie-men.

Posted Wednesday May 29, 2013, About: Adrian Peterson injury: Vikings RB practices after sports hernia surgery

I've heard of an abdominal hernia, an inguinal hernia, even a hiatal hernia. Where is the "sports" organ?

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: How good is Snoop Lion's son?

"his father isn't the only talented male figure in the household."

What talent does his father have?

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Steve Alford's controversial start stuns UCLA

Really what he should do is just respond, "that's no longer relevant, next question."

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Tide bragging up NFLers who didn't attend Alabama?

Builtbybama: Lots and lots of flattened mobile homes!

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Hawaii reverses course, changes nickname

After reading these comments, Rainbow Warriors now conjures up mental images of drag queens swinging purses, and yelling "Take that you beaths, you beaths."

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Florida coach calls Nick Saban "the devil himself"

Somewhere (probably heaven) Bud Wilkinson is getting a good laugh.

Posted Tuesday May 14, 2013, About: Why Saban is way underpaid at $5.3M

John Harbaugh made $4 million last year. He led his team to a Super Bowl win. So yes, at over $4 million Saban is overpaid!

Posted Wednesday May 08, 2013, About: Questions plague USC this offseason

Is almost as fast as Marquise Lee, with a limp.

Posted Tuesday May 07, 2013, About: Manziel merely a marginal pro prospect

Charlie Ward had a decent pro career even though no NFL team seemed interested in him.

Posted Friday May 03, 2013, About: Questions rise about Verlander's fastball

So sayeth Phil Niekro.