Posted Tuesday May 21, 2013, About: 'Alarming' report on Werth

*I'm NOT blaming him, that is.

Posted Tuesday May 21, 2013, About: 'Alarming' report on Werth

True, I'm blaming him. He's a good guy (but so is Terry F).

Posted Tuesday May 21, 2013, About: 'Alarming' report on Werth

He gone, Moose, he gone.

Posted Tuesday May 21, 2013, About: 'Alarming' report on Werth

Maybe the Dodgers will pick him up.

Posted Tuesday May 21, 2013, About: No. 1 draft candidate's makeup questioned

Idle speculation. None of that above-mentioned BS will mean anything in a few years. As Doris once said, "Que sera, sera."

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Twins OF given 'mental break'

Last place in the AL Central if I am not mistaken.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Mattingly won't last the week

*fixed

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Scout: Giancarlo Stanton was playing like he wants out of Miami

The right of Eminent Domain. Might be worth a try.

Posted Saturday May 18, 2013, About: Joel Hanrahan undergoes Tommy John surgery

Tommy can you hear me?
Tommy...?
Tommy...?

Posted Saturday May 18, 2013, About: Joel Hanrahan undergoes Tommy John surgery

Not sure that Melancon would ever have made it in Boston. Relief pitchers are a real crap shoot, even from year to year.

Posted Saturday May 18, 2013, About: Dodgers president won't commit to Don Mattingly's future

Thanks Clem. I was on my way to the bathroom when I thought of it.

Posted Saturday May 18, 2013, About: Dodgers president won't commit to Don Mattingly's future

How about pee?

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Bard's career nearing precipice

Great comeback last night by the way. Red Sox really needed a clutch win like that.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Bard's career nearing precipice

FrankenBard. He needs electrodes to the temples.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Ellsbury's season crushing his free agent value

Good evening to you too, Joe (Go Red Sox).

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Ellsbury's season crushing his free agent value

Thanks Lou (and Dole). Same back at you.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Ellsbury's season crushing his free agent value

Time for bed. Rough day ahead tomorrow (followed by a three-day weekend: Pentecost). Wife's got a migraine tonight, so bed = couch. At least I've got Gore Vidal (Lincoln) to keep me company. Oh Well <flips silver dollar to Peter Green>

Nite all.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Ellsbury's season crushing his free agent value

Wow. My Breakfast of Champions is a first edition. It's in great condition (marred only by my Dad's fake Vonnegut signiture). What do you think it's worth? It is from 1973.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Ellsbury's season crushing his free agent value

Cat's Cradle is one of my alltime favorite books. I re-read it periodically. Always seems like a plausible end-of-world scenario to me. (I thought I had a signed copy of Breakfast of Champions but I just looked at it and saw the signiture was in my Dad's handwriting.)

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Ellsbury's season crushing his free agent value

Must be a worldwide phenomenom: busy, busy, busy.

<flips 10 kroner piece to Kurt Vonnegut>

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Ellsbury's season crushing his free agent value

They call me a half-foreigner here. Don't know whether that's good or bad.

Hey, do you think Ellsbury will end up in New York?