Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Bruce Arians frustrated with Cardinals offense

Can't make chicken soup from chicken ****, Coach.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Erin Henderson is sick of Urlacher talk

Really, DD? Wouldn't that take higher brain functions in the interns? Bit of a stretch.

Posted Wednesday May 15, 2013, About: Is Brian Urlacher a want or need for the Vikings?

Want or Need? I'll take "None of the above" for $1000 Alex.

Posted Wednesday May 15, 2013, About: Packers want Favre back in the family

No uni's in the NFL HOF, 50. You're thinking MLB's HOF. In Canton, there are just busts of the players with info on their entire career.

Posted Wednesday May 08, 2013, About: Pistons interviewing 34-year-old Bickerstaff

No, I think it's more when you go through coaches like the Piston's have lately, you end up having to look under rocks to find someone willing to coach the team.

Posted Wednesday April 24, 2013, About: E.J. Manuel could be top 20 pick

News Flash: College QBs don't get more accurate in the NFL. If he can't hit the receivers now, he won't do it in the Big Show. Then again, Andy Reid drafted a guy that tossed like that so you never know...

Posted Wednesday April 24, 2013, About: Quentin Groves arrested on solicitation charges

"The former second round pick has played with three different teams in his five years in the league."

With that resume I'm guessing the hookers are the only action he's seeing.

Posted Wednesday April 24, 2013, About: Cowboys linked to Sylvester Williams

With all the available talent in this draft, how did this guy get slotted into the #18 position?

Posted Wednesday April 24, 2013, About: Ezekiel Ansah could be top 5 pick

Fixed.

Posted Wednesday April 24, 2013, About: Chiefs preparing to shock the world?

Gonna be a while getting *that* image out of my head. Thanks fer nuthin'.

Posted Tuesday April 23, 2013, About: Jets 'especially high' on LSU's Barkevious Mingo

Revis. Mangold. Ferguson. The team is able to spot talent, except at QB.

Posted Saturday April 20, 2013, About: Chiefs prefer Eric Fisher over Luke Joeckel

I think the point was (and is) that a lot of great players in the NFL didn't play against top-flight competition in college, but their physical skills translate well into the pro game.

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Vikes look to trade up, locked on WR

The one thing this year's draft lacks are those "gotta have this guy" players. Call it Newton/Luck/RGIII burnout or whatever, but this draft is loaded with players that can start for a lot of teams immediately.

I suppose if a team wants to guarantee they get what they want, they'll have to consider jumping up to get ahead of any other team that might take "their" player. The Chargers are a good example. If any of the top-rated LTs get to 11, then logic says that's the pick... unless Tavon Austin is there to give the QB a go-to target...

It's going to be an interesting Thursday night.

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Rodgers on Jennings: 'Who?'

I think the point is that Braun didn't get suspended because of a technicality, a legal loophole that his attorney exploited to get the charges (and suspension) dismissed. So it's a sad statement that a juicer in the eyes of most fans (outside of those that are enablers, which is what your comment sort of shades you as being a member of that group), got an award for "Athlete of the Year".

If 50 had said it was an "ironic" thing, would that have gone down a little easier?

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Vikes look to trade up, locked on WR

Ignore this Ray-duh fan Mr. Spielman. For your 23rd and 25th pick, the Lions will give you the #5 choice, high enough to get Tavon Austin, *and* giving you the opportunity to rub it in their face on opening day in Detroit.

Definitely a "win" all around, right?

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Reid brings the offense of Bowe's dreams

Didn't Gropelethsburger say that about Haley's new offense in Pittsburgh?

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Haslam's ownership in jeopardy

Now *that* is how you make a subtle; yet hilarious, comment.

Well played 50, well played indeed.

Posted Monday April 08, 2013, About: A $3M storm brewing for Revis and the Jets

Okay, here's the deal. I will go to the OT workouts in place of Revis for just 1.5 million dollars, and Revis can stay in Arizona.

That's just the kinda guy I am.

Posted Monday April 08, 2013, About: Rams believe they can win the RGIII trade

The Rams already "won" in the trade. They sent the #2 pick to another team for a boatload of draft picks. ANY other player but RGIII taken in that spot would have gotten them flamed. Drafting RGIII with Sam Bradford on the team would have gotten them flamed. The Rams have 2 first round picks in a draft that is chock-full of linemen, linebackers, cornerbacks, and other anchors to build a team up for the long-term. The team has a good coach and front office to make the most of those picks. That's a HUGE win in my opinion.

Posted Friday April 05, 2013, About: Is Dee Milliner Jets' replacement for Darrelle Revis?

Uh, unless that's Alabama's road uniform, I don't think he "just scored". In fact, it's more likely that's from the combine this year. His eyes are closed because he's dreaming of all the money he's going to make after he ran a sub-4.5 40.

Posted Thursday April 04, 2013, About: Nick Foles believes he can be Eagles' starting QB

"Nick Foles believes he can be Eagles' starting QB"

Yeah, and JaMarcus Russell says he can pass a Krispy Kreme without buying 3 dozen to go.

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