Posted Tuesday October 12, 2010, About: Rooney backs Beckham to manage England

OK

Posted Monday August 23, 2010, About: The NHL's most-improved team?

Good! Very good!!

Posted Monday August 23, 2010, About: Boudreau pans 2-on-2 as 'ridiculous'

CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH A TIED GAME!!!!????

Posted Monday August 23, 2010, About: Boudreau pans 2-on-2 as 'ridiculous'

LOL! You might say, they have their own Sutterite colony! And ... they don't even need to sell naked chickens and eggs 'cause they all work for the Flames!

Posted Monday August 23, 2010, About: The NHL's most-improved team?

Maybe. But ... Vincent Lecavalier will have some arthroscopic repairs done to his left knee tomorrow. If all goes well, he'll be out for four weeks. If not, he might have a slow start.

Posted Monday August 23, 2010, About: The NHL's most-improved team?

Or .... PreparationH?

Posted Monday August 23, 2010, About: Kaberle's father still sees trade on horizon

Kaberle: "Dad, do you remember Eric Lindros? Please, dad! Stop trying to help me!"

Posted Saturday August 21, 2010, About: Will Flames retire Fleury's jersey?

His jersey is already up on the rafters next to Lanny McDonald's.

Posted Saturday August 21, 2010, About: Will Flames retire Fleury's jersey?

Are you saying Stajan is in the same class as Fleury? Just wondering.

Posted Saturday August 21, 2010, About: Terrell Owens: I've matured

Careful Canuck. You might be swamped with requests from the roaches at freaks.com advertising here to make your acquaintance.

Posted Saturday August 21, 2010, About: Terrell Owens: I've matured

Careful Canuck. You might be swamped with requests from the roaches at freaks.com advertising here to make your acquaintance.

Posted Saturday August 21, 2010, About: Why Stars sale is plodding along

Maybe Kaberle Sr. wants junior to come home and take over the family shoe repair shop.

Posted Saturday August 21, 2010, About: Terrell Owens: I've matured

"Terrell Owens: I've matured"

In other words ... he's gotten old. But .... has he gotten any smarter?

Posted Saturday August 21, 2010, About: Will Flames retire Fleury's jersey?

If Theo's number goes into retirement so should Jim Peplinski's and Joe Niewendyke's.

Posted Saturday August 21, 2010, About: Why Stars sale is plodding along

You might want to wait a few more minutes. I don't think T&R interns are for done this morning. Takes time and skill to copy and paste, you know!

Posted Saturday August 21, 2010, About: Why Stars sale is plodding along

And ... the cockroaches are off to the races!

Posted Saturday August 21, 2010, About: Why Stars sale is plodding along

"I think Gaglardi and Gallacher are the primary bidders"

I have a suggestion: Put your resources to gether and make them the Dallas Gallaglardis. Or the Dallas Gaglachers.

Posted Saturday August 21, 2010, About: Why Stars sale is plodding along

Huh? We've waited this morning for this? Oh, well! At least it's not spam!

Posted Friday August 20, 2010, About: Laviolette thrilled to see summer's end near

Ummm. I thought you had a GF who digs zucchini. Now you're talking about a cranky old lady. I'm confused. If I had a GF who loves zucchini, she wins .... pants down ... every time!

Posted Friday August 20, 2010, About: Lamoriello still working toward Kovalchuk deal

Sorry, Oldtom. You lost me there. Can you please translate so idiots like me can understand?

Posted Friday August 20, 2010, About: Hull to be given statue in St. Louis

Hey! You can't say that! You'll be slapped with a lawsuit by Paris Hilton's lawyers. The floozy copyrighted that dopey expression. I kid you not!