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Posted Wednesday April 30, 2008, About: Bucs changing up secondary
Could someone direct Hortag to the nancy-boy prozac thread on this website so we dont have to listen to his rediculous banter. Stating the Buc defensive secondary is weak is pretty dumb and Im glad many here are smart enough to recognize the stupidity of his posts.

Havent any of you dolts learned something from Monte and the Buccaneer defense? I mean, hell, we invented our own brand of D that your children's illigitimate children will be raving about for years. Monte can turn water in to wine and you better bow down now.

Its only a matter of time ladies!
Posted Wednesday April 30, 2008, About: Bucs changing up secondary
A DOS attack huh? Sounds like you really know what you are talking about.

Please keep your cyber noob drama to the realms of internet dorkdom. The depth of the Buccaneer secondary is what is important here.
Posted Wednesday March 26, 2008, About: Penn State wants Paterno exit plan
Bobby...Bobby...Bobby!!!
Posted Tuesday March 11, 2008, About: Paterno's future uncertain
DMITCH.....thanks for the fluff full of BS. Here is where there is absolutely no fact to your monologue of dook.
1. "I know PSU hasn't had a great recruiting class according to the experts, but those don't mean anything"
2. "The only position of concern is quarterback"
3. "most winning"
4. " He is definitely one of a kind"
5. "another successful season"....of mediocrity
Posted Tuesday March 11, 2008, About: Paterno's future uncertain
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby
Posted Thursday January 31, 2008, About: Miami legacy signs with Gators
"Why, then, is Patchan -- the continuation of a college football legacy -- enrolled at the University of Florida, preparing for spring football practice with one of Miami's biggest rivals"

This cracks me up..."biggest rivals" huh?These teams are too poooosie to play each other every year. How in the hell are they rivals?
Posted Tuesday January 29, 2008, About: Hockey team shreds Rodriguez
Wow....talk about having a lame life.

Forced sodomy must be hard to come by up in WVA these days, these folks have nothing to do.
Posted Tuesday January 15, 2008, About: FSU quarterback going pro
Hey dummy....Weatherford did not have the breakdown....that would be Wyatt Sexton.
Posted Friday December 28, 2007, About: A&M redfaced over Paterno cheer
nice detective work nancy drew
Posted Friday December 28, 2007, About: A&M redfaced over Paterno cheer
anything shy of a natty is failure...failure.
Posted Friday December 28, 2007, About: A&M redfaced over Paterno cheer
oh Texas fans...dont be sore losers.

You suck this year anyway...although you had a good showing at the HOLIDAY bowl...hahahhaha

rednecks.
Posted Friday December 21, 2007, About: Vikings eyeing Cardinals wideout?
Why in the hell would I create a login with a "Twin Cities" website, just to read this article?

Thank you for the dumb FanNation!
Posted Tuesday November 20, 2007, About: Florida State: Tebow 'going down'
Underachiever.?
Note to ****: Watch sports and then comment. Geno Hayes is a bad, bad man.

Take off the jorts and put down the meth pipe gator fans.
Posted Friday November 16, 2007, About: Herschel wants to fight Spurrier?
No anger, just realism. People make Georgia out to be some dynasty program and they arent.

By the looks of your sentence structure, you seem like the 13 year old.

"Go be emo or listen to some heave metal little guy"

OOOOOO....burn.....good one!
Posted Friday November 16, 2007, About: Herschel wants to fight Spurrier?
drj.....are you going to cry?

haha...you are!

You are crying on your keyboard. I would too if it had been over a quarter century since my team had brought home a natty.

I couldnt give 2 **** about what you do or how you talk ****. Typical Georgia whiner. Oh....and if your fat slob of a mascot ever jumped up to bite me, Id gauge its eyeballs out with my thumbs and skull-**** it.
Posted Thursday November 15, 2007, About: Herschel wants to fight Spurrier?
Ahhh yes......the idol of every low-life in Georgia acting.....well.....like a lowlife.

Fight a 62 year old man....stay classy Hershel!!!

Here Georgia fans, let me put it to you in Georgia/Jeff Foxworthy speak:

"When the best football to ever grace your poor excuse for a program has reverted to fighting old men because his alma mater cant bring home a national championship, you might be a redneck"
Posted Friday October 19, 2007, About: FSU looks for right QB mix
Bender, time to give it up buddy. Your team is terrible and your coach is a ****.

Bama couldnt win a silver meddle at the special olympics.
Posted Wednesday September 26, 2007, About: Arrested Seminole to play
DC nolesfan spends most his time on here crapping on the Noles. He looks like a bandwagon **** to me. I guarantee you were sukin Bobby's nuts in the late 90's.

We got no room for you here little guy, walk on.

Kids get in fights, especially when drunk. Our kids have not raped someone or sprayed their neigborhood with a fully automatic weapon (see UM). Mistakes are mistakes and the guy has a spotless record minus this misdemeanor. Let hiom sit a half. Joe Surratt is injured for the year and will never wear a Noles jearsey again after hitting the officer.
Posted Tuesday September 11, 2007, About: Spurrier jabs Georgia after win
Georgia is always over-hyped..ALWAYS. There is always talks about great recruits, successfull seasons, and wins in the SEC, which for the most part is true. Thats great. But when it comes down to what really matters, the crystal in the trophy case, thats when Georgia fans start to stutter......uh......uh....REMEMBER HERSHEL.

Screw Hershel, its been over a quarter century since you have one a natty. Blame your coach, blame Dooley, youre still overated and always will be.
Posted Wednesday September 05, 2007, About: Urlacher: Merriman's dance 'stupid'
Not that it relates to the subject at hand what-so-ever, but if you dont consider D Brooks amonst the "elite" linebackers of this age you are a buffoon.
Posted Thursday August 30, 2007, About: Seminoles TE ruled ineligible
He's not senile, he's old...old as balls. Words dont flow like they used to and that happens with age, but he can still converse and joke off the field as he did before. People hate on Bobby because none of the interweb dorks have a story or a stat that can compete. They reply by mocking an old man's mental capacity and criticising his coaching techniques. He brings money, players, and now a bad-arse coaching crew to extend his legacy after he is gone.

Hate on

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