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  • 11:22 AM ET  02.10
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A ton of you asked me how Bobby Bowden feels about his retirement, being second to Joe Pa in wins, and more recently FSU vacating 12 wins from his record.  I just finished up my conversation with him.
Me: Hey Coach, how you doing this morning?
Bowden:  I'm okay and you can call me Bobby now Jerry... I'm not a coach any more.
Me:  I can't call you Bobby, that's too generic.  How about Mr. Bowden?
Bowden: Bobby will be just fine.  When people hear Bobby they think of me.  What other Bobby out there is more recognizable than me?
Me:  I guess you're…
  • 12:48 PM ET  02.05
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In the last few years as a secretary for the Indianapolis Colts I've received tons of letters and emails asking, "What does Tom Moore (the offensive coordinator) actually do?"  I put off asking him this question because I thought it might offend him, but yesterday I said screw it, I'm going to ask him anyway.  It's not like he has anything important to focus on right now anyway.  No, really, he doesn't.  Here's how the convo went...
Me: Hey coach, please don't take this the wrong way, but over the last few years I've received a lot of letters asking what…
  • 11:13 AM ET  01.27
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I was surfing "the internets" the other day and came across this article about the All White Mens Basketball League.
The first thought that came to my mind was, "Wow that's racist and what a surprise its origin is in the South, matter of fact the Dirty South, in Atlanta."  Then it was, "that's pretty funny, I'm surprised Dave Chappelle didn't come up with it first."  Then, I cringed, because I thought, "What if my boss Art Rooney saw this article?"
Well, this morning Rooney called me.  He saw the article.  Here's our conversation.
Rooney:  Hey…

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