Nikolai

The Return of the Hoodie

12:34 PM ET 10.09

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That's right, ladies and gentlemen. The Hoodie has returned. I've decided that without my most evil asset, NFL domination will have to be put on hold for right now. Instead I'll tell you about my summer break and answer your mail.As some of you have informed me in your mail, my evil legion lost the Super Bowl to the New York Giants. They're so wholesome. Instead of being involved in raucous orgies and murderous mayhem, Eli married his college sweetheart. Bradshaw violated a probation, and Plax smacked his wife around a bit, but it's all…

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The Evil Bill Belichick Answers More Mail

11:42 AM ET 12.06

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I gave my troops the day off. It really was the best thing to do. I couldn't stand being around them after they failed to rub our victory in Baltimore's face. It's feels like my team is coming apart, that everything I had taught them has gone to the wayside. The Ravens are supposed to embody all the characteristics of evil and we let them off the hook. Bart Scott throws a flag, so Rodney should have kicked one of the zebras in the face.I'm waiting for my latest mail from the SPCA, which should include, among other things, an invoice and a bag of…

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Observations about the New England Patriots

12:45 PM ET 12.04

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I promise that I will be back to my sarcastic ways in my next blog, but I want to take a minute to address a few things I've noticed about the Patriots over the last few weeks. I'm not going to rehash the tired "Brady is ice during the 4th quarter" bit, or the conspiracy theories like the new idea that the NFL is no longer out to get New England, but rather wants to help them.First, it seems that Vegas and those who groaned when these last two Patriot games were set for national TV are eating their words a bit. These have been two fantastic football games. …

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thehemogoblin | about 1 year ago

Fantastically awesome or so. It sure beats Nike. I've had it with their uniforms. You know you can comment back to me on my profile? It makes it easier for me to notice you've replied.

Nikolai | about 1 year ago

Ahh, force of habit. I've actually got the Lithuanian keyset (it's my 1st language, but no longer my primary). Yeah, those uniforms were awesome. How cool is it when a national team is sponsored by the Dead?

Sarunas Marciulionis. You can't copy foreign characters to javascript. Anyways, I love the warmups the Lithuanians wore at the Barcelona Olympics (designed by the Greatful Dead). And Arvydas.

LOL, Sabonis was the man. ??ar??nas Mar??iulionis was also awesome!

You like Team Lithuania? I like he's not your-vydas, he's not my-vydas, he's Arvydas Sabonis.