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CLEARING THE AIR

12:04 PM ET 08.23

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Mods- You delete a TD that offers alternative to Fannation is what...5 minutes?
But you can't be bothered to actually police your own site.
What does it tell you that so many good users are leaving? We've tried so many suggestions over the past months and years, but nothing really changes.
The lag and the nonsense is too much.
[b] I've heard that there's been some smack talk about the sportsnickel forums and about Daywalkers.[/b]
Most of you users know me, at least by name, and know that I'm a good enough guy...or at least reasonable.
So here's the deal.
If DW seemed…

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Ophthalmic Emergencies Spike Following On-Air Incident

12:19 PM ET 01.07

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[b]Ophthalmic Emergencies Spike Following On-Air Incident[/b]
-- Bristol, Connecticut
Although most of the television audience was quick enough to look away, dozens of viewers with slower reflexes were blinded today in a rare but damaging event. The sparkling brilliance of analyst Todd McShay made an oblique collision with a flash of insight from NFL Draft guru Mel Kiper, Jr. to create a supernova of idiocy that, if looked at directly, was powerful enough to fry the optic nerve.
Ophthamologists everywhere are feeling the strain of so many cases being reported simultaneously.
"We…

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An Open Letter To America The Smug

12:11 PM ET 08.14

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I am a dog owner. I love animals (in the appropriate ways) and really can't imagine abusing or killing them for profit or on a whim.
I also can't imagine hitting a woman. Or stealing from another human being at gunpoint. Or hitting someone with my car and fleeing the scene. Or pruposefully bouncing checks from my million-dollar bank account.
I take a very hard line on crime. I believe in stiff penalties and accountability. There are many acts that I can't condone or defend. And the same is true of people. Among those people…

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