Porkins: I stole Menn's rake

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  • 12:11 PM ET  08.14
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I am a dog owner.  I love animals (in the appropriate ways) and really can't  imagine abusing or killing them for profit or on a whim.
I also can't imagine hitting a woman.  Or stealing from another human being at gunpoint.  Or hitting someone with my car and fleeing the scene.  Or pruposefully bouncing checks from my million-dollar bank account.
I take a very hard line on crime.  I believe in stiff penalties and accountability.  There are many acts that I can't condone or defend.  And the same is true of people. Among those people…
  • 10:42 AM ET  04.17
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During a recent trip through the pages of baseball-reference.com, I came across a very interesting anomaly.
It was a stark and obvious statistical aberration that I had never noticed before, and it led me to similar discrepancies that in turn led to some questions.  Before I pose them, let me present the information.
Cal Ripken, Jr. is a career .276 hitter.  During the 1990s, he progressed through his 30s with numbers that were fairly consistent with his overall totals:
Year     Age     PA    …
  • 11:43 AM ET  04.16
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     Hello Fannation Users.
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