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Day Too Late NFL Predictions

10:19 AM ET 11.25

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I forgot to post this before the games ran Sunday, but since I am the consummate professional, I am still going to reveal them here. Some of them were slightly off: The Patriots might have had a chance to beat the Dolphins this Sunday, but that was before they had to rely on Matt Cassel to throw the ball. They will be lucky if they can get 100 yards through the air. To be Donovan McNabb must be great, you have a completely secure job as the franchise QB, everybody in Philadelphia loves you, and you don't have to spend time reading or knowing any of the NFL rulebook. People in Cleveland…

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Stock Footage Of Coach Tired Of Questions About Coors Light

10:05 AM ET 11.25

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Stock footage of head coaches all around the NFL have come out today with some stiff words for reporters at post-game press conferences. They are demanding a ban on questions about Coors Light beer starting next week, in response to their question and answer sections frequently getting hijacked with queries about the frost brewed great taste of Coors. "We want to talk about the game," said stock footage of Jim Mora. "I want to talk about what my quarterback did on the field, or why we called that bad play in the red zone. Not what I would do for an ice cold Coors Light. Yes, I…

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BCS Computer Declares No One Worthy Of Playing In Title Game

09:54 AM ET 11.25

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The BCS computer released their latest rankings on Sunday, a day after Texas Tech's horrendous loss to Oklahoma threw another wrench in the BCS cogworks, and they were blank for the first time in history. "Look, we don't feel anyone is worthy of playing in the championship game this year," said the BCS Computer in a statement to the press. "Alabama is still undefeated, but they will most likely lose to a resurgent Florida, and then who does that leave? Utah? Please...you might as well shut me down now instead of blame me for the ratings that a BCS Championship game…

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