#1astrosfan
Geoffrey Bottego
- Back Woods, TX
I am a 31 year old virgin, but I have three monster boys with a wife that thinks I have a mental issue. I love humor, nerds, toe jam, and the occasional butt kicking from my bi-neighbor. I make mad greenbacks working at the local gas station cleaning windows with my t-shirt and saliva.. I don't care what anyone says about my teams, I love them until the day I take a 6foot nap with the worms. The Astros, and Texans are the almighty of teams, and should have shrines built for all to worship. I can't play the piano, but I can play with a mean set of balls----baseballs, golf balls, basketballs, tennis balls-----I just love the word balls. I don't have alot of friends other than my teddy bear, but I love to talk sports with anyone that will listen.....Most importantly, I don't take life too serious, becuase when you do, you tend to die a crappy person....So smile, and someone might pass sick smelly gas in your direction..Who knows it may be my gas after a lovely lunch of mexican food fish eggs and beer. Live happy, Love happy, and you shall be happy..Famous words of me :-)
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