Geoffrey Bottego

I am a 31 year old virgin, but I have three monster boys with a wife that thinks I have a mental issue. I love humor, nerds, toe jam, and the occasional butt kicking from my bi-neighbor. I make mad greenbacks working at the local gas station cleaning windows with my t-shirt and saliva.. I don't care what anyone says about my teams, I love them until the day I take a 6foot nap with the worms. The Astros, and Texans are the almighty of teams, and should have shrines built for all to worship. I can't play the piano, but I can play with a mean set of balls----baseballs, golf balls, basketballs, tennis balls-----I just love the word balls. I don't have alot of friends other than my teddy bear, but I love to talk sports with anyone that will listen.....Most importantly, I don't take life too serious, becuase when you do, you tend to die a crappy person....So smile, and someone might pass sick smelly gas in your direction..Who knows it may be my gas after a lovely lunch of mexican food fish eggs and beer. Live happy, Love happy, and you shall be happy..Famous words of me :-)

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  • 12:54 PM ET  10.03
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To all my friends on this site, I would like to extend my apologies for not being present over the past couple of months. I unfortunately lost my eye following my accident with the baseball...Dang Balls...(Friends Will Know)..The doctors tried to salvage it, but the infrection actually moved into the eye itself, causing massive problems.I feel better now, and with the help of my lovely wife, am doing pretty good considering...It was a tramatic situation, but I was helped along for the entire journey.I will be back here on a regualr basis again, and I wanted all of my friends to know that you…
  • 09:23 AM ET  07.01
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  It seems as though there has been an ongoing issue on this site with regard to cheaters, liars, and racists. I have noticed that people want to make their throw down record look like AdamLee's perfect score, and do whatever it takes to accomplish that outstanding record. Additionally, people take words or sentences out of context, and think the person posting is a liar. Furthermore you will always have the individuals that think race is the driving factor behind a post or blog.  I would like to state for the record that I am none of these. I do not accept a throw down, because…

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