Michael Palledorous

Michael Squints Palledorous walked a little taller that day. And we had to tip our hats to him. He was lucky she hadn't beat the CRAP out of him. We wouldn't have blamed her. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten, and low... and cool. Not another one among us would have ever in a million years even for a million dollars have the guts to put the moves on the lifeguard. He did. He had kissed a woman. And he had kissed her long and good. We got banned from the pool forever that day. But every time we walked by after that, the lifeguard looked down from her tower, right over at Squints, and smiled.

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  • 10:36 AM ET  03.13
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It seems like there has been a great deal made recently about the Chris Paul vs. Deron Williams debate.  Several writers recently have stated that clearly Paul is the better player, using purely stats to back up their opinion ignoring the more important results, that being wins.  Some have even been stupid enough to compare Paul to Magic Johnson that borders on blasphemy in my house.  In my opinion, that article, is one of the stupidest things I have ever read.  While it is true that Paul has superior statistical numbers, that really doesn't tell the whole story.  The…
  • 10:03 AM ET  03.07
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I just have an observation that maybe somebody can help me understand:  Last night watching the Nuggets and the Jazz game there was one possession that Kirilenko got called on two touch fouls on Carmelo.  After the second one Mark Jackson responded that it was a good call because that is the way the rule is written.  Then not even 10 seconds later Carmelo was called for his 5th on a touch play.  Jackson called this a horrible call.  His reasoning for it being so horrible wasn't anything to do with the actual rule but because it was called on Carmelo.So my question is…

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