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A Long Season and a Wide Smile

01:17 PM ET 10.27

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If you consider Minerva???s wide smile as a representation of the entire history of the universe, then this pre-season cannot even take up a single charged electron hovering within a dimple. But it seems like we???ve experienced enough of it to cover everything that the waxing of her upper lip might have removed. I???m sure she doesn???t require such beautifying measures, but unwanted, bristly follicles stuck in wax, torn away from their life source, and tossed away unceremoniously, pretty much sums up how I feel about this last little bit of time reeled-off within the Raptor???s universe.

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The Beginning is Nigh

09:25 AM ET 09.11

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Courtesy of RaptorsForum member LX

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Anytime now, somewhere in Switzerland, the Large Hadron Collider will bang a bunch of lead ions together in the hopes of learning how the universe began. This big atom smasher might also start a chain reaction causing the whole world to melt into a mucky glob of dark matter, or so the worry has been expressed, and predicted, perhaps in more sophisticated terms, but no less scary. Who wants to make such a prediction? You can only be wrong and live to tell about it. Come to think about it, this…

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A Summer Breeze

10:43 AM ET 08.25

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Brace yourself. The cranky old man is about to go down memory lane. The many calendar pages rapidly flapping backwards could cause injury to those who have no knowledge of calendars outside of their iPhone.

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Yes - just stand back, relax and allow them to fan you on a hot summer day. I"m going back to when I was just a small boy. I'm going back to when the game of basketball first grabbed my attention. FlapFlapFlap - the summer of '72. FlapFlap - the olympics in Munich. And one big flap over the gold medal game between the USA and the USSR.

The Americans had never lost the…

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Cassidy's House: Scarlett | about 1 year ago

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