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Hi, I'm male supermodel Derek Zoolander! My modeling career started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career." You know, be professionally good looking. You probably know me for my signature looks: Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, and, of course, Magnum. I'm not an ambiturner (I can't turn left), but I did win VH1 Male Model of The Year three years in a row. My three best friends, Rufus, Brint, and Meekus, died in a freak gasoline fight accident while getting orange mocha frappucinos, and that taught me there was more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking. It inspired me to open the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, to help kids to learn to read good, and do other stuff good too.

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A True Home Run

  • 03:27 PM ET  05.02
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Every kid who has played sports has been told to play with integrity, and be a good sport. Somewhere along the way, however, that lesson is lost, replaced by a win at all costs mentality promoted by the player's coaches and by the society that watches them.That is what makes this story so great.In a conference championship game, Western Oregon player Sara Tucholsky came to the plate. Tucholsky, a senior who had never hit a homerun in her career, drove the ball to deep center field. As she watched it sail over the fence, she excitedly missed first base. As she went back to touch it,…

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Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

  • 07:20 PM ET  08.21
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As I browsed the pages of Fannation today, I came across an interesting article. B0mb3rs, one of the winningest users on Fannation,  has decided to "retire" due to the unfortunate amount of cheating and other nonsense that has been happening frequently as of late on the site.First, on the point of B0mb3rs leaving, I truly hope he reverses that decision. Personally, I think he is one the most intuitive and well spoken users on the site, and it would be unfortunate for him to leave. This is just the latest in a serious amount of blows to a once great site. Cheating…

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