Jeffrey Boswell

Jeffrey Boswell was born in North Carolina, the heart of NASCAR country, and was raised on a steady diet of Wrangler jeans, STP oil treatment, and Miller High Life. His "NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings" have been floating around the internet for about four years now, currently residing at Diehard101.com. He mastered the art of the fictional quote by convincing his wife to marry him. Jeffrey also writes a weekly football column ("NFL Weekly Predictions") during the NFL season for Sports Central (www.sports-central.org), as well as feature columns, such as fictional interviews with NFL stars Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, and Michael Vick. Jeffrey is a graduate of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, where he majored in something regrettable. He lives in Burlington, NC with his wife of ten years, Marcia, their two sons, Jos and Luc, and the family man-servant, Igor.

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  • 08:47 AM ET  11.05
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Baltimore @ Cincinnati (+3)
Week 8 was a bye week for the Bengals. For the Bengals of old, bye weeks were always good to tie up loose legal ends, or possibly meet with the commissioner and discuss terms of suspension. Not the 2009 Bengals. Their bye week was spent on more standard endeavors, like rest, relaxation, and publicizing a new social network.
"That's Chad Ochocinco for you," says Carson Palmer. "You know, in times past, we've had trouble with players who were ???trigger' happy; now we've got one who's ???Twitter' happy. The guy's a…
  • 11:10 AM ET  10.29
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Seattle @ Dallas (-9)
With Miles Austin emerging as Tony Romo's favorite target, and the Cowboys offense second in the league in total yards, life in Dallas is copacetic, with Terrell Owens the last thing on Romo's mind.
"Hey, I like throwing the ball and saying ???Miles, away!'" says Romo, "almost as much as the fact that T.O. is ???miles away.' I feel like I'm ???on the same page' with all my receivers. In fact, I'm on Jason Witten's Facebook page as we speak, sending him a ???more than friends' request."
With injuries their biggest…
  • 10:56 AM ET  09.25
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Kansas City @ Philadelphia (-9.5)
The Eagles' ears are still ringing in the wake of last week's 48-22 drubbing at the hands of the Saints, who scored seemingly at will against the Philly defense. That ringing noise? It's the recurring notes of "When the Saints Go Marching in, And In, And In."
"I'm not too pleased with the defensive effort," says Andy Reid. "And if you want another alternate title to a song applicable to last Sunday's game, how about Elton John's 'Philadelphia Freed 'Em to Score as They Please?'"
"But with Donovan McNabb still…

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