Jeffrey Boswell

Jeffrey Boswell was born in North Carolina, the heart of NASCAR country, and was raised on a steady diet of Wrangler jeans, STP oil treatment, and Miller High Life. His "NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings" have been floating around the internet for about four years now, currently residing at Diehard101.com. He mastered the art of the fictional quote by convincing his wife to marry him. Jeffrey also writes a weekly football column ("NFL Weekly Predictions") during the NFL season for Sports Central (www.sports-central.org), as well as feature columns, such as fictional interviews with NFL stars Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, and Michael Vick. Jeffrey is a graduate of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, where he majored in something regrettable. He lives in Burlington, NC with his wife of ten years, Marcia, their two sons, Jos and Luc, and the family man-servant, Igor.

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  • 09:01 AM ET  11.20
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Pittsburgh @ Kansas City (+10)
The Steelers lost their showdown with the Bengals, dropping an 18-12 decision that essentially gave control of the division to Cincinnati. At 7-3, Pittsburgh trails the 8-2 Bengals by only a game, but with two head-to-head wins, Cincy has a decided edge in the AFC North.
"When it comes to Chad Ochocinco's shenanigans," says Ben Roethlisberger, "Marvin Lewis 'cuts the mustard.' Having our asses handed to us at Heinz Field? That doesn't cut the mustard."
"As for the rumors that Larry Johnson was to…
  • 12:40 PM ET  11.12
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Chicago @ San Francisco (-4)
The NFL Network's first game this season feature two teams quickly becoming afterthoughts in the playoff conversation. The Bears are 4-4 after a 41-21 home loss to the Cardinals, while the 49ers are 3-5.
"The Bears can't stop the pass," says Mike Singletary, "and we can't stop the run. And the Village People Can't Stop the Music. There was no rapping linebacker in that group, which is unfortunate for me, because I've always fancied myself in a flowing neckerchief. Now, if you're aware of my coaching style, you know…
  • 08:47 AM ET  11.05
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Baltimore @ Cincinnati (+3)
Week 8 was a bye week for the Bengals. For the Bengals of old, bye weeks were always good to tie up loose legal ends, or possibly meet with the commissioner and discuss terms of suspension. Not the 2009 Bengals. Their bye week was spent on more standard endeavors, like rest, relaxation, and publicizing a new social network.
"That's Chad Ochocinco for you," says Carson Palmer. "You know, in times past, we've had trouble with players who were ???trigger' happy; now we've got one who's ???Twitter' happy. The guy's a…

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