Jeff Boswell

Super Bowl 47 Prediction And Storylines

07:47 AM ET 02.01

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Baltimore vs. San Francisco (-4??)
It's brother versus brother in Super Bowl XLVII, as John Harbaugh's Ravens battle Jim Harbaugh's 49ers in New Orleans. Heretofore, Hee Haw's Hager Brothers have enjoyed the crown as the most well-known Jim-and-Jon brother tandem in history. No more.
"That's a mighty obscure reference," Jim Harbaugh said. "I don't think I know what Hee Haw is. Alex Smith says I should, because 'hee haw' is the sound an ass makes."Alex has been seething ever since I benched him for Colin Kaepernick back in Week 10. I know Alex…

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NFL Conference Championship Predictions

07:54 AM ET 01.16

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San Francisco @ Atlanta (+3)
San Francisco is back in the NFC championship game after smashing the Packers 45-31 in the divisional round. Colin Kaepernick threw for two touchdowns and rushed for 181 yards and two scores.
"Colin runs like the wind," Jim Harbaugh said. "And the Packers' defense blows like the wind. I imagine Green Bay will address that issue this offseason, probably by giving Dom Capers a change of address.
"Colin may be the NFL's best athlete. With apologies to Robert Griffin III, Kaepernick is indeed black enough. You…

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NFL Divisional Predictions

10:14 AM ET 01.10

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Baltimore @ Denver (-9 1/2)
Ray Lewis will face Peyton Manning for the final time as the Broncos host the Ravens, who vanquished Manning's former team, Indianapolis, 24-9 last Sunday in the wildcard round. Manning is 9-0 in his career versus Baltimore, including a 2-0 record in the playoffs.
"I've announced a Ravens' 'retirement' way more times than Ray Lewis," Manning said.
"I think Lewis' retirement announcement was just what the Ravens needed. It worked. Ray will certainly go down in history, not only as the greatest linebacker, but as…

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