Jeffrey Boswell

Jeffrey Boswell was born in North Carolina, the heart of NASCAR country, and was raised on a steady diet of Wrangler jeans, STP oil treatment, and Miller High Life. His "NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings" have been floating around the internet for about four years now, currently residing at Diehard101.com. He mastered the art of the fictional quote by convincing his wife to marry him. Jeffrey also writes a weekly football column ("NFL Weekly Predictions") during the NFL season for Sports Central (www.sports-central.org), as well as feature columns, such as fictional interviews with NFL stars Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, and Michael Vick. Jeffrey is a graduate of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, where he majored in something regrettable. He lives in Burlington, NC with his wife of ten years, Marcia, their two sons, Jos and Luc, and the family man-servant, Igor.

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  • 07:47 AM ET  02.01
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Baltimore vs. San Francisco (-4??)
It's brother versus brother in Super Bowl XLVII, as John Harbaugh's Ravens battle Jim Harbaugh's 49ers in New Orleans. Heretofore, Hee Haw's Hager Brothers have enjoyed the crown as the most well-known Jim-and-Jon brother tandem in history. No more.
"That's a mighty obscure reference," Jim Harbaugh said. "I don't think I know what Hee Haw is. Alex Smith says I should, because 'hee haw' is the sound an ass makes."Alex has been seething ever since I benched him for Colin Kaepernick back in Week 10. I know Alex…
  • 07:54 AM ET  01.16
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San Francisco @ Atlanta (+3)
San Francisco is back in the NFC championship game after smashing the Packers 45-31 in the divisional round. Colin Kaepernick threw for two touchdowns and rushed for 181 yards and two scores.
"Colin runs like the wind," Jim Harbaugh said. "And the Packers' defense blows like the wind. I imagine Green Bay will address that issue this offseason, probably by giving Dom Capers a change of address.
"Colin may be the NFL's best athlete. With apologies to Robert Griffin III, Kaepernick is indeed black enough. You…
  • 10:14 AM ET  01.10
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Baltimore @ Denver (-9 1/2)
Ray Lewis will face Peyton Manning for the final time as the Broncos host the Ravens, who vanquished Manning's former team, Indianapolis, 24-9 last Sunday in the wildcard round. Manning is 9-0 in his career versus Baltimore, including a 2-0 record in the playoffs.
"I've announced a Ravens' 'retirement' way more times than Ray Lewis," Manning said.
"I think Lewis' retirement announcement was just what the Ravens needed. It worked. Ray will certainly go down in history, not only as the greatest linebacker, but as…

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