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Do you know what really grinds my gears? Football fans who do not cheer for the Cowboys. How could you possibly sleep at night after not paying your due respects for America's team? How could you wake up and not salute Jerry Jone's statue in your house? How could you do anything productive without the blessings of Saint Romo every morning? What? You say you are a RedSkin's fan? What the hell are you doing on my profile anyways? Drop me an email and let me know that you visited so I can cleanse myself of your satanic smell. That also applies to you, Giants, Eagles, and Pats' fans. And that's what really grinds my gears.

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Steamed Vegtables (Originally posted on my blog)

  • 10:17 AM ET  07.29
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True story: Once upon a time, there was a football team called the “Eagles”. They sucked. The End. Some people wonder why I loathe the Eagles and what they stand for. Other people ask why I make fun of McChunky at every chance I get. Well the truth is, being a Cowboy’s fan has very little to do with my distaste of the Pennsylvanian girlie squad. My “Eagle Revulsion” started the first time I met one of their fans who, unprovoked, attacked my dear ‘Boys and insisted that Jerry Jones has befriended Satan for football success. He, of…

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Steamed Vegetables

  • 03:45 PM ET  06.13
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True story: Once upon a time, there was a football team called the “Eagles”. They sucked. The End. Some people wonder why I loathe the Eagles and what they stand for. Other people ask why I make fun of McChunky at every chance I get. Well the truth is, being a Cowboy’s fan has very little to do with my distaste of the Pennsylvanian girlie squad. My “Eagle Revulsion” started the first time I met one of their fans who, unprovoked, attacked my dear ‘Boys and insisted that Jerry Jones has befriended Satan for football success. He, of course, peppered his…

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Who am I?

  • 06:16 PM ET  01.29
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I'll tell you that right after I drop some brown stuff over you! I am a guy of contradictions. Hates Texas, but loves the 'Boys. Hates New England but likes the Red Sox. Hates Nebraska, but.... o'well, you get the point. I jump when no one tells me to. I kick when people tell me to jump. I will jump and kick you arse if you try to be the wise guy with me. Wise guy, ha? I am the guy in the middle. I am the one on the left when everyone sways to the right. On the right when it's popular to be a hippy. I dislike politicians so give it to me the way you mean it to be. Those ribs…

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