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The Cubs Manifesto: The End of the Curse

09:15 PM ET 10.12

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If you read my title, you're probably thinking this is gonna be some "keep hoping" or "we'll get em next year" verbiage of hollow crap, you are wrong. This is not "Cubbielove, or how i learned to stop worrying and love the Cubs." No. This is a commentary of how things are, like it is, not sugar coated. It's time to discuss this thing we cubs fans usually call "the curse."

The Curse. Often referred to as the billy goat curse, it's this story that a man wanted to take his goat into a baseball park, but was refused. He then proceeded…

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Film Actors Guild Football Team (See Comments)

10:32 PM ET 08.08

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I seen TDs that have debated which superheroes and the like would make the best football team. So, i decided that I would make a football made up of actors, based on the rolls they have played. I apologize in advance for not having Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, or Marlon Brando, amongst others.

QB: Charlton Heston. This former head of the NRA knows how to hit a target from far away, so Accuracy wont be a problem. He can survive ramming speed, so he is strong and endurant. And if he can part the red sea, I think he can part his opponents defensive attacks.

RB: Robert Downey Jr. Yes, a…

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Chicago Rush: The team we're mildly interested in

01:02 AM ET 07.05

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The Chicago Rush have made the playoffs again. The whole city is in pandemonium. Cars are being pushed over as Rush fever has overtaken the city. Their football dynasty has reached the playoffs for the third year in a row, and hope to repeat their 2006 Arena Bowl Championship as the whole city tunes in to cheer on their favorite team. (I shudder and wake up, and realize it was all a dream. Not the part about the rush in the playoffs, but the part about people caring.)

The Chicago Rush are probably Chicago's greatest dynasty. In its short time in the league, their the only team that has been…

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